The Fiesta

The annual costume birthday party of sir Kaarel Maide(MAYDAY).

Yesterday I blogged how I did shit before going to the party. I wasn't that excited in the first place,but the party itself turned out a fuckin riot!

This year Maide had organized the big shed into a fucking CLUB- would you belive that- Lights, smoke machines, freakin' loud music. And the best thing...there were so many guests(19 plus minus 5 carloads to be exact).For the scene to be exactly like planned, we had to dress up as hillbillys- I'll show some pictures later...

I had a chance to lend a cool chrysler voyager with a empty back(for getting a good sleep). SO we took off with Hannes and the rest of the crew(sander, tibu, etc), getting some drinks on our way out of town. I just bought a saku fourpack, the others bought crates of beer and shit..I was like, wow shit...not for me, I'm gonna be an angel, which ended up me drinking everyone else's stash:D

We had serious laughter and conversations with gannes and when we arrived, we weren't definetly the first ones nor the last ones nor the clearest ones. But OH what a scene opened to us...Haha an unbelievable crew of fucking hardcore hillbillys, in their stripe dresses....just about anything you'd imagine one hillbilly in estonia would look like or anywhere else. And everyone just acted up to everything, it was just a fucking theater:D. YOU GUYS ROCK!

After the laughter, there were lots of drinks, games, fun and funny things to smoke:D. Now! I was the first one to start of with the wicked dancing in the shed- i knew that later on, I'd have lots of other shit to do...Oh man its just not enough to write this...My own emotions aren't clear enough...or is it my weak mind which was somehow tranquilized:D.

Anyway, at some moment around 4 I was prepared to kill the chicken. What chicken....YEh, the main character. The main event- Jürgen and the other ninjas gave Kaarel a chicken for the birthday gift(YES an alive chicken straight from the farm), and the plan was to kill it, grill it and do stuff to it. BUT FOR FUCKSAKE, some idiot animal lover just released it. DAMN YOU HIPPIES!!!

well that was the que for me to go to sleep. I rolled up in my badass chrysler with no back seats, sent a MISS YOU MESSAGE off to hawaii and headed off to dreamy land...Next thing- the fucking sun was already too hot and so was no air in the car. So i figured, why not go to the swamp and sunbath a bit. So I planned to takes some chicks and go, but only Jaanikas was willing to come see the making of the porn movie...and we took off with the boat. Some guys were still there from last night, drinking: they were filming "Anaconda 3- the most expensive estonian porn movie evermade":D...But at some point they realized that, no movie can be made with no alcohol in their hand, so they left.

So I backflipped the damn swamp and chilled for a few hours in hot steaming sun. Yeah i'm much more tanned than before(NOT GAY!)But what the fuck is up with me and the mosquito's they don't even bite, they just piss me off and chill on my head...AND DAMN I DON'T STINK!!!

But when we got back, dad had called my phone a million times(which ended up batterydead) and I had to go home, he needed the car. Here comes the funny rest...

the party and everything was very succesful. Memories for me were- I handeled everybody for 10 minutes and then changed the gang...:D so i got to be a friend of everybody again:D. BUT. from sleeping in the car something stayed turned on and my battery was empty--that gotten handeled we drove off till our gastank was empty..FUCK. And the worst thing, me and hannes got stopped exactly on a sewage hole...IT stank worse than my hangover fart..Öak.

So being in a totally stupid situation, still drunk and driving...OMFG We just laughed on our stupidity and shit. BUt NOW i'm home, I've written my journey and still sunbathing:D

I just don't know if its fun to read this- the pictures are gonnna be way better. But my emotions are just fucking awesome.

THANKS KAAREL! YOUR BIRTHDAYS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!!!

and oh oh. Estonian nature is rad! DAMN YOU HIPPIES!!!!I almost got to stab a chicken...

and much love to hawaii!

peace yall

rauno nd Pätu

I'll add some pictures if I get 'em: